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Who talks like that?

“Where, do you…get off?

-Michael G Scott

Who do you think you are?

Oh yea???

“Well, the Jerk Store called..and they are running out of you!”

Nobody panic….its cool now

No need to worry, just been busy. Thought I would share some more witty insights to justify myself as an important person. Wait…

Seems like thats what everyone else does on here…Im just a dork/immature boy.

Im just tryin to make everyone raff. (yea, I went there)

Heres your quote: “We got a pool, and a pond. Pool and a pond. Pond would be great for you.”

Ooops! I Crapped My Blog!

Sooorrry folks!

The kid, irritable wife and lets just say a strange sleeping schedule has kept me away from my duties.

Im here now, here for you. Im going to start adding a random, obscure movie quote on each post from now on. Why not, this kinda crap pops in my head at all times during the day. Might as well get a laugh out of it.

Contrats to the Lobianco Family with their new boy, Maxwell Blake.

In a few years we will have “Mad Max” square off against “Cool Hand Luke” in a round robin pillow fight/wrestling tournament featuring seasoned vets,  “AJ, the body, Landon” and “Jay,Make you Pay,Williams”

—Here is your quote…

“Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted…”

Stomachbuddy.com has arrived!

The Beta site is up and running. Hungry? Dont know what to do for lunch???? Visit www.stomachbuddy.com and find out what your friends are doing for lunch!

Lukas Allen Jackson

Check out this big fella. 9 pounds and 7 onces, 20 1/2 inches long.

He was born August 16, 2007 at 10:33 AM.

Check out those cheeks! What a beefcake!

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What, are you kidding?? We got us a family!

Hospital photo

http://kmcnetwork.org/wcs/showbaby.cfm?id=11245

Ok, Really??? Did you just pee your pants?

I’m going to implement a plan here, a $25 surcharge for vehicles that smell like straight up piss.

-Not just missed the toilet, and on the floor piss….I’m talking pee your pants and hang out in the sun all day kind of piss. Does your nose work??? I know what you are thinking, “hey Mike, leave the old people alone….”

I wish I could. Its not just them.

Then you have the crazy dog people who have way too many dogs, and feel the need to put 5 dogs in one car. Yea, that car smells great…Like a bag of asses.

-oh and one more thing….

Lady, don’t stand there and tell me you are sorry that you spilled a container of veggie soup in the floor of your car. I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night. I know puke when I see it.

Friday is just another ordinary day….

I have to work on Saturday, which makes a Thursday feel like Wednesday.

I cant go to Lake Erie due to work.

I got paid on Tuesday, so Friday is just another ordinary day.

“What a pisser…”

Her eyes rolled, as I brought the giant box in the house…..

Yea. I received the look of shame and disappointment as I came home from work almost 45 minutes late. I did however, purchase the Arby’s that she loves to help win her over.

I DID, and still cannot believe it…..put the crib together before attempting any exploration with my new RC toy.

Can’t wait to fly it with my new buddy. Hope this plane lasts until he is big enough!

Back into reality….

I cannot believe that I willingly drove to work this morning at 6:45 am. Why……?

I wanted to cry as I drove into the parking lot at work, looking at the line of customers who all showed up early to beat the rush. This only works when you are the only customer who shows up early, not six.

And, I get to work on Saturday. Sweet.