I’m going to implement a plan here, a $25 surcharge for vehicles that smell like straight up piss.
-Not just missed the toilet, and on the floor piss….I’m talking pee your pants and hang out in the sun all day kind of piss. Does your nose work??? I know what you are thinking, “hey Mike, leave the old people alone….”
I wish I could. Its not just them.
Then you have the crazy dog people who have way too many dogs, and feel the need to put 5 dogs in one car. Yea, that car smells great…Like a bag of asses.
-oh and one more thing….
Lady, don’t stand there and tell me you are sorry that you spilled a container of veggie soup in the floor of your car. I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night. I know puke when I see it.
Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.
Really?
YES. You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.
Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Just keep an eye out for that damn Sasquatch.